“all’s fair in love and war, and this is a bit of both”

enchntedx:

me: [listens to own playlist]

me: fucking masterpiece

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Holiday toasts are a little sadder these days

So glad you’re here turns into I wish you were

The clink of the glasses a little more somber

The cheers a little less jovial and more polite

The band of people we once knew torn away

By life

Or death

Or both

pylertalma:

jillbert:

jillbert:

jillbert:

ONE OF OUR INSTRUCTORS ACCIDENTALLY GOT PAID $787,000 THIS MONTH IM WHEEZING, OMFG PAYROLL

A PAYROLL EMPLOYEE ENTERED 123 INSTEAD OF 1 SO HE GOT PAID 123 TIMES WHAT HE WAS SUPPOSED TO

this is the rare $786,708 payday. reblog to receive more money than you were expecting on your next paycheck 💫

I get paid on Thursday. C'mon Mildred in payroll with bad eyesight and those old, arthritic hands!! Do me a solid!

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theredpelican:

we’re literally floating on a tiny planet in fucking space why are we surrounded by hatred and misery. why can’t everyone just calm the fuck down and lay on some grass. the sun is a GIANT BURNING ORB why does money exist. fuck everything

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jbirdthemanwitch:

Emoji spell for extreme good luck for the next two months

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Likes charge. Reblogs CAST

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zodiacatsea:

Cats are just little dudes

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maraudersgetrekt:

thejilyship:

what’s the most disturbing HP fanfiction you’ve ever read?

The cursed child

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